"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:11pm with 95,767 notes
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:09pm with 108,766 notes
So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:08pm with 20,559 notes
some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls
I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:07pm with 87,842 notes
Lol Blue was feelin’ her self!
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:06pm with 115,028 notes
Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:05pm with 9,771 notes
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:04pm with 124,177 notes
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:03pm with 102,865 notes