serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:11pm with 95,767 notes


mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:09pm with 108,766 notes


http://missfluffykitty.tumblr.com/post/96144867120

trinosaurus:

thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

image

Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

image


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:08pm with 20,559 notes



musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

image

I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:07pm with 87,842 notes



Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:06pm with 310 notes



royaltylauren:

aravenhairedmaiden:

Lol Blue was feelin’ her self!

She flawless


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:06pm with 115,028 notes




Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:05pm with 59,564 notes


awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

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lildrpepper:

princesst3a:

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

ohmygod

COLON921


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:04pm with 124,177 notes


twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image


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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with


Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:03pm with 102,865 notes


slimjim1021:

meanplastic:

SPEAK UP BITCH

looking up at royalty.

slimjim1021:

meanplastic:

SPEAK UP BITCH

looking up at royalty.

Saturday Aug 30 @ 06:03pm with 43,213 notes